I didn’t care what they were…dogs, cats, both, whatever! Just as long as they were healthy, with a fine coat of fur, four legs, and a firm tail.ĭoggy: When I heard the little one say “BowMeow”-I was in tears. Kitty: I didn’t mind that the litter was born with dog and cat features. I’ve seen the newspaper headlines, and I’ve pissed all over them… DogCat faced even more skepticism than TomKat….ĭoggy: Tabloid stories questioned my kids’ paternity, calling them “Four-legged Freaks,” “Crossbreed clones”…Yeah. Kitty: Even my own veterinarian didn’t believe me when I told him that I hadn’t had sex with any other cats. I wanted to spend each and every one of my nine lives with him.ĭoggy: We talked about adopting kids, maybe one puppy and one kitten, but then this miracle pregnancy happened. But I’d take one look into his puppy-dog eyes, and I knew it was all worth it. Kitty: The discrimination we faced was so species-ist. I thought they were hypocrites-if there was no miscegenation, most of those mutts would’ve never been born! They said I was me pussy-cat whipped, which, again, I guess was true. They were so-and I hate this expression-catty! They said I liked it “ruff,” that I wanted it “doggy style…” And don’t get me started on what female dogs said to me-they were such bitches!ĭoggy: My dogs called it puppy love, which was technically true. Kitty: My so-called friends weren’t happy about who I was dating. Kitty: I suspected that his bark was worse than his bite, but his kiss…his kiss was even more devastating.ĭoggy: I have a really long tongue…I’d bath her with it. I’d growl, she’d hiss…then, when no one was looking, we’d lick. Kitty: He kept on hounding me! Just when I thought I’d heard every cat-call in the world, it took a dog-howl to get me feeling frisky.ĭoggy: When we first started going out, we’d pretend fight just to keep our forbidden romance a secret. Kitty: I was like, “Down boy! You’re barking up the wrong family tree.” I don’t want to be anybody’s weird fetish-I am not into “kitty porn.” I was raised to believe that dogs were only interested in humping legs and sniffing butt.ĭoggy: To which I said, “Hey-don’t knock it ’til you try it!” Kitty: In my strict Siamese family, we were discouraged from dating outside the breed-never mind outside the species!ĭoggy: When I first saw her, my heart went into heat-but she thought I was just in it for the chase. I was always out chasing tail-usually my own. Pretty Kitty? I ran with a tough pack of stray dogs. “ Woman Claims Puppies Were Born To Cat Says Neighborhood Mutt Impregnated Feline“-Reutersĭoggy: Before Ms. THE CHIMERA FILES: WHEN DOGGIE MET KITTY (PUN HEAVY VERSION)
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